3.30.2009

"Are you any place even remotely close to your peak?"

Recently, President Obama has been on 60 Minutes multiple times, yet Lebron James overshadows him:



So ask yourself: "are you any place even remotely close to your peak?"
No? Didn't think so. So get there; it takes hard work, will, and dedication.
Wouldn't it be cool if you were the Lebron James of whatever you did?
Then when you walk around singing that Santogold line "I've got to be unstoppable", it won't be because your favorite rapper finally sampled it like everyone else, it'll be because you really mean it.

Speaking of really meanin' it...did anyone see Jim Jones shout Cam and try to bring the Dips back together? Imagine the possibilities: a 'Cookies & Apple Juice' or 'Nanananana' remix with Cam, Juelz, AND Jim...feat Ron Browz of course.

3.24.2009

Back Like Cooked Crack

Check this article out. Its saying if you eat too much red meat, you'll die early.

What this really makes me think of is a certain Arab friend of mine. He doesn't eat pork. Except this one time when he scarfed down TWO slices of supreme pizza with all types of swine: pepperoni, sausage, the like! He proceeded to blame it on the devil (Allah's nemesis), and then walk out the door and say I had witnessed the only time in his life he would ever eat pork. How suicide-bomber fly is that?

I'll leave y'all with this new Ciara video...shorty is looking SEXY. I should have bagged when she performed in the Carrier Dome here a couple of years ago. Damn.




3.02.2009

Pussy's only Pussy

"Nigga I'm the man
I sent your girl message said I see you when I can
She send me one back
But I ain't never read it
Cuz pussy's only pussy and I get it when i need it" -Drake


I can relate to what Drizzy is saying (besides the fact that I have done this before). My niggaz, u don't gotta try to smash every girl that u bag. That would be taking things out of your control, and basically wasting your time. Just because u bagged 2 sexy girls doesn't mean u should devote all your time to smashing them- u might be chillin with one of them, attempting to smash when instead u coulda been out meetin a SEXIER girl. Or u coulda been out meeting someone who will give u your next career break that will get u some real money- then the shorties will bag u homie.

U could be frustrated that your last scheme-text aint work only to look up and see a flyer shorty than the one you was texting just walked by you- and now all you can do is stare at the cheeks that coulda been.

In a nutshell, this "putting in work" shit is overrated. Time is precious my G's.

NOW FOR THE LADIES THAT ARE OUTRAGED BY THIS POINT:
I got y'all too. What I'm getting at is that I see a lot of dudes being fake, "putting in work": calling/texting all the time, acting like they like the girl more than they really do...just to make u ladies feel like they deserve the pussy. I'm letting niggaz know that pussy is always gonna be there- and it can usually be gotten with a lot less effort than us dudes think. Which is why us dudes should spend our time on a woman whom we actually like, and enjoy talking to and spending time with,
one that we wouldnt regret "putting in work" for even if we ended up not getting the pussy. Plus, the less time us dudes chase pussy, the more time we have for working towards achievin our goals and dreams, and for becoming better more successful men....so that when we do finally meet that lady we wanna settle down we have more to offer her.

Ouch! My Ankle!!

There have been some nasty crossovers this basketball season:








Nicknames

I used to be the dude to give people their nicknames (that they actually go by to this day), including but not limited to: Meezy, Jay Beezy, G-Reg, Acho.

I was always Chris (or Christopher to those that loved me a little bit more than usual).

But lately, I been the one getting nicknamed:

RayBeezy, Coker, Cooked-Coke-Crack, Chef-Boy-R-Crack, Chris2Fer, Chrissy, Christy, Topher, and most of all...Crack.

Guess my favorite.

My First Non-Gucci Mane-Related Post

Blogging: What internet people do and real people make fun of.

But I'm here and the gap has been bridged.

Lets get acquainted, shall we? [I wonder if the imaginary blog reading people answer rhetorical blog questions...hmm]


Laptop background:
DAMN THAT'S A FAT PUSSY!

Favorite YouTube Video:



My first post. WIll it be better than my last?


"See my chain stoopid"

FREE GUCCI!!!