Sex on the Dance Floor?

Girl, if you let me dance with you to more than one song, you probably want to fuck me.

That is the state of mind of most guys (myself included, of course) as they get a dub from a female on the dance floor.  Dance with a guy to the first song, and there's not much reason for him to get excited (unless he's a cornball).  The girl could simply want to dance, want to not be rude, like the song, etc.  But, if she STAYS on the dick as the music changes...ca-ching! Jackpot.  

Its not that guys automatically think a second dance will lead to sex, or even a phone number.  But, importantly, there's a chance.  It's like the girl is non-verbally communicating "you MIGHT have a chance to get with me".  A lessened chance of rejection combined with raging hormones is enough for an adequately confident dude to go in, you dig? And if a guy is dancing with a girl in the first place, odds are he is attracted to her and would like to sleep with her.  Its a numbers game.  Even if one-in-ten girls who grants a second dance is interested, that means a guy can bag a potential mate at every party- or at least every other party- he goes to.  One new chick a week ain't bad.  It lets you keep your "on to the next one" poppin' off in full effect.

Dancing usually starts off innocently enough.  For girls, anyway.  But c'mon ma, you're going to tell me that if you let me grind my dick on your ass for more than 3 minutes I don't have at least a slight chance with you? Besides, I know that I wouldn't really want to rub my dick on a girl's ass for more than 3 minutes if I wasn't at least somewhat attracted to her.  This only applies to strangers though.  It is common for opposite-sex friends to dance together, and usually doesn't mean much.  Although if one of the friends has a crush on the other, they might get gassed and think they're making progress on getting out of the dreaded "friend-zone".

Ladies, I do understand the problem y'all have with guys having this state of mind.  Firstly, you get a lot of unwanted pickup attempts.  Secondly, if you were to go by the two dance rule, guys, and all onlookers would automatically know exactly who you're interested in.  So I understand why you ladies will never fully embrace or accept the two-dance theory.  I'm just putting y'all on the game.

This lil' guy knows the deal