Why Barack Obama Will Cheat on Michelle

Barack Obama will be the next famous black figure to cheat-or GET CAUGHT cheating - on his wife. Why?

Men with great reputations always cheat.

Tiger Woods cheated. Who saw this coming? Tiger Woods has been so good at not getting into trouble, his blackness (or lack thereof) gets constantly teased. Everybody remembers Dave Chappelle's racial draft.

Chris Brown cheated. He was Mister "Ya Man Aint Me". Mister "Aint no way I'm gon' let you down". Mister innocent-sweet talking-R&B-lover boy. Females adored him, and most guys didn't like him because he didn't seem like he ever did anything wrong. No male likes a guy like that, unless he himself is that guy (nothing not to like about getting boatloads of pussy). And Chris Breezy didn't just cheat on any girl. He cheated on Rihanna, who is one of the baddest women on the planet. Weave or not.

Let's not forget Kobe Bryant was considered a good guy too until the news of his infidelity came out. And then he snitched on Shaq for playing his wife, leading to Shaq's divorce.

Michelle Obama is sexy. Especially for 45. But that can't change the fact that Barack is getting offers from 20-something models and the like. If President Carter (aka Lil Wayne) can bag, and nut raw in some of the baddest girls in showbiz (Lauren London, Nivea), just imagine what kind of offers the REAL President of the United States of America is getting. We're all human, and its hard to repeatedly suppress urges. Michelle's not getting any younger and Barack has arguably the most stressful job in the country.

Lets also not forget that 2 of the last 3 Democratic Presidents/Presidential hopefuls have cheated. Bill Clinton, of course, and John Edwards. John Kerry is the exception, but C'MONSON, what women is really gonna sleep with John Kerry? Not to make this a race issue, but black Democrats DO get it in. Governor Patterson admitted to cheating recently, and, of course, there's Bill Clinton. Hahaha.

I just hope Barack doesn't cheat with a white girl. All hell will break lose. But that's a whole 'nother post. Stay tuned.